- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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