- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Homo say what?

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Heskey time.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Robin, get in the car!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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