What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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diarrhea.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Niall Horan

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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