Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Democracy.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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