- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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