- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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