- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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