Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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