- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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