- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

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