- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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