Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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