- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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