- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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