- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Lil Wayne

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

get in the car.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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