a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

AIDS

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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