- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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