An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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womans having rights.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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