Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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woman's lacrosse

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Anti Joke

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