- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Allah walked into AK Bar

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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