- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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