- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

say it ten times fast: oh

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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