- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Prostitution is bad.......

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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