What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Manchester City

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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