- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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