Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Women's rights

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how do you win a game try your best

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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