What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What black and has children A black man

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

knock knock who's there? hope

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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