- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

WNBA

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

your face

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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