What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

knock knock who's there? hope

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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