- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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