- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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