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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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