- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

The global news

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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