What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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your mum

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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