What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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4 hours later.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Anti Joke

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