- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

How old is victor? Half past dead

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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