- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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