- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wrote a funny joke.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

No it doesnt..

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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