- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

if you don't like this you're gay

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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