Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A gay man watches football.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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