Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Skinny people fart less.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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