What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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