Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Women's Rights

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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