- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What's big and long? My dick.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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