- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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