Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Major League Soccer

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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