- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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