- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

A miserable man committed suicide.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

girls basketball

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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