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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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