why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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